One Last Haunting
$5
Tell me the situation. I write one short message and get it back to you within 24 hours. No changes, no rewrites.
Don't ghost.
Get a ghostwriter.
Holy Ghosted Girl
Dating after 40, friendship & questionable decisions
I've sent the hard texts. Now I write yours.
Breakup, closure, no-contact, and boundary texts, written for your exact situation by someone who's been there. Haunted and thriving.
I've been left on read, lied to, and talked in circles. Now I write the texts I wish I'd had.
Pick Your Level of Haunting
I write the actual words. You copy, paste, and never look back.
Breakup & Ex Texts
Ghostwriter
$25
You give me the situation. I write the actual message, personalized. You take all the credit.
Rest In Peace, Reply
$45
The message, plus a suggested reply for when they text back “we need to talk.” (They will.)
Séance
$55
A deeper, more personalized plan: a full multi-message exchange, plotted out so you don't flail.
Exorcism
$95
The full treatment. Everything personalized, every angle covered. Zero confusion allowed.
Family Texts
Holiday Ceasefire
$5
Tell me the family situation. I write one short message and get it back to you within 24 hours. No changes, no rewrites.
Haunted House Call
$25
You tell me the parent or sibling situation you keep rewriting and not sending. I write the actual message.
Rest In Peace, Relatively
$45
The message, plus a suggested reply for when they insist that's not what happened. (They will.)
Family Séance
$55
A deeper, multi-message plan for the relative you're going quiet on. Personalized, plotted out, no flailing.
The Exorcism, Family Edition
$95
The full treatment for the conversation you've been avoiding since 2019. Every angle covered.
Rewrote it 14 times and still haven't sent it? Send it to me.
Summon Your Message
Tell me what happened. Details stay between us — I'm a ghost, I can keep a secret.
Need more than one text?
Dating Coaching
Some things don't fit in a text. Dating after a breakup, figuring out what you actually want, or trying to understand why they act the way they do. I coach men and women one-on-one through Muse.
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